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Saturday, February 22, 2014

Sunday's Ride

Success again. You will have to talk amongst yourselves about a Lancefield ride tomorrow, Steve's off doing a 200 Audax today and Glo and I will be down at Cumberland River for a couple of days. Catch you next weekend
Andy
I'll leave you with some photos from Semaine Federale du Cyclotouriste 2012


Friday, February 14, 2014

Sunday's Ride

Solved my blog issues I think. Maybe!
It has been busy lately on and off the bike. January means the Audax Alpine and a large roll up of Lairs volunteering or riding from 130 up to the ridiculous 250k. A few firsts and some reprises of old efforts. A highlight for me was to see three generations of Moore/Moscattini girls on the same ride.



This coming Sunday we are back to the 8.30 start - hopefully we can lure the city lairs out to ride with us.

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Hello all
Managed to get into the blog on the desktop computer.
Tomorrow is the dirt ride, meet at 8 in the usual spot and then drive to the start of the ride. Next Saturday I am planning to do a hard 100 or so - start at 7 or 8 and head to Pyalong, Mission Hill Rd, Knight's hill and finish off with a trip to Macedon. I will be doing it for distance rather than speed. All welcome to join me.
Hope your Christmas was as good as mine!
Andy

Monday, November 4, 2013

Tuesday's Ride

Seems to be getting harder and harder to get into the blog these days - maybe it is old age catching up with me! Anyhow we can finish off the long weekend with yet another ride, this time starting at 8.30 in the usual place. All welcome and prayers accepted for reducing the wind and increasing the temperature after two very ordinary days
cheers
Andy

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Sunday's Ride

Hot tomorrow so an eight o'clock start. Don't forget the Lancefield Show is on in the Park. Let me know if you are coming or I might just have a sleep in after missing the pillow last night
cheers
Andy

Sunday's Ride

Hottest day for a while so we will have an 8 o'clock start which will leave you all with plenty of the day to visit the Lancefield Show. Let me know if you are coming! cheers Andy

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Sunday's Ride

Dear all
Nine o'clock in the usual place if you all haven't forgotten where it is! We did have a Lairs ride last week, the first for a month. If we are lucky Pete may show off his new bike. Bring on Europe 2014!

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Ride's on

Ride's on tomorrow, 9 am from Lannie..
See you there.

Steve.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Min 6°C Max 11°C, 44 km/h N/W wind, 80% chance of 1-5 mm rain.

There is a 20% chance of no rain tomorrow. Ride starts at 9 am from the usual place.

See you there.

Steve.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Sunday's Ride

Usual (winter) time (9am) and place start. Ken's back from the wilds of Africa so we will at least have two of us!
Andy

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Sunday's Ride

Dear all
Now that we have hit August and the worst month of the year weatherwise you are still expected to front up at the usual time and place regardless. No blood tests so Lance and Stuart can come as well.
cheers
Andy

Saturday, July 27, 2013

I'm not even going to mention Stuart O'Grady

Hi gang,

The weather looks as though it may be against us tomorrow but we have planned to head out for a hundred or so toward Daylesford, We will be heading off at the summer start time of 8am (on the bikes) as we are planning to meet a few of the gang down the road a bit at 8.40.
Hope you can make it,

Steve.

Bloody Stuart O'Grady!

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Sleep? I'll try it some time.

Hi gang,

I am pretty much at my limit of sleep deprivation, hardly missing a stage of this year's tour to this point.
After staying up till 2 am on Friday morning I still ended up watching the highlights at 6 pm then the extended highlights at 7.45 before settling in to watch the stage last night, a pattern I have followed for most of the past 3 weeks, apart from the nights where I could not stay awake no matter what I tried or drank and on the nights of the time trials which however pure, don't do much for me from a spectators point of view.
I think it has been a great tour with something of a changing of the guard and some great new talent showing how it's done.
I have unsurprisingly loved what the Australians have done, particularly the efforts and conduct of Richie Porte and Simon Gerrans but also the hard work the rest of the lads put in at getting the big names to the finish, Mick Rogers also comes to mind here.
It has been great that the sprints have been open to all comers with a nice spread of winners and you've gotta love seeing the Jensie in a breakaway and Stuart O'Grady smashing down the pedals.
I like the fact that these guys have struggled after a big stage, it has made them look human, it makes them look clean.
Yeh, I still like to think these guys can do it drug free. Whether it's true or not I can't say but I won't be watching every winner or breakaway and suspecting them just because they do something special, I still want to enjoy the damn thing.
It's been a shame poor old Mathew Keenan has had to sit under the cone of silence so early every night but I enjoy Phil and Paul's commentary (mostly) and it's great that we are safe from watching it on one of the big channels as SBS has it under it's wing for another 10 years.
There's a ride on tomorrow, 9 am from Lancefield.
Hope to see you there.

Steve

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Sunday's Ride

Dear all, riding tomorrow at 9 come what may. Rain forecast but that may mean a bit warmer than the zero temperatures my Garmin has been registering. Quite a balmy 6 degrees this morning on the way to work!
And by the way, there is a French race starting from Saint Pourcain sur Souile tonight. Next year a much bigger crowd will be there for Semaine Federale du Cyclotouriste 2014.
cheers
Andy

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Tour de France training camp.

Starts tomorrow at 9am from Lannie. Last chance to get in shape and maybe get picked up by a team or maybe just get picked up.
Liam Crowley is currently in 6th place in the Tour Divide having covered about 2050km, go mate.

Steve.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Tour divide and Sunday's ride

Hi all,

One of the guys that rode last year's Oppy with us was Liam Crowly, he also worked in Abbotsford Cycles with Andy. Liam has taken on the challenge of riding in the Tour Divide which is a 4400km race across America, wich started at about midnight last night-our time.
Jesse Carlsson is also entered in the race and has provided some links and some info on the race for anyone interested in tracking the riders progress or wanting to know a bit more about the race.
There is a ride planned for 9am from Lannie tomorrow morning, hope to see you there.

Cheers,
Steve

Jesse's post:

Hi everyone!

The time has finally come to do some bike touring with a sense of EXTREME urgency from Banff, Canada to Antelope Wells on the US / Mexico border in New Mexico. A few of you have been asking for ways to track the race, so I thought I'd put this email together and give you some further info about the race they call the Tour Divide.

The race kicks off at 8am Friday morning. That's midnight on Friday night for those of you on the eastern seaboard in Australia.

For those who don't know, the Tour Divide is a solo, unsupported race of about 4,400 km. That means riders carry all the gear needed to survive. The course criss-crosses the continental divide starting with the Rockies in Canada and then moving south into Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Colorado and New Mexico. The course has deep snow and heavy rain in the northern parts of Montana and desert conditions (mid 40s deg C) in New Mexico. Interestingly, about 1,700 km of the race will be above the elevation of Mt Kosciusko, with the highest passes taking us up above 3,600 m.

To add to the fun, the course passes through the highest concentrations of grizzly bears in North America, including regions where problematic bears from Yellowstone have been relocated. Hopefully my whistle and music will be enough to scare them away before I get too close.

There are a few Aussies in the race this year: me, Liam Crowley (VIC), Arran Pearson (NSW), Hugh Harvey (VIC), Gavin Wright (NSW), Nick Hutton (QLD), Adam Kiem (QLD). I don't know the last two blokes, but I'm sure we'll meet before Friday. This TD thing is a big undertaking so please give all the Aussies your support and encouragement. Feel free to forward this email along to others who might be interested as well... We'll need all the support we can get to keep us rolling! Don't be shy... Make some noise for us!

Now... Onto the race tracking...

1. Race Tracking Website

You can track the race at the following website. You can choose different map layers for a bit of a laugh. If you like, you can check out the snow depth or weather radar to see how bad the conditions are. I'd feel ripped off if this supposed Banff summer was as summery as it got!

2. Forum Banter

Someone usually starts up a Tour Divide race discussion thread on the following forum. There, arm-chair fans will speculate about weather, food availability, snow depth, cheating, etc...

3. Rider Call-ins

TD riders are given a toll-free number to call to leave 3 min messages to update the world about how they're going. The call-ins are posted on this site. Not sure if I'll use it, because I'm bound to sound like a tool, but I've had fun listening to call-ins in the past. There's always one or two comedians...

Finally, I've attached a few photos of our (Liam and I) trip touring across Canada to get to the start line...

Wish us luck! Here's hoping we all have a safe tour!

Cheers,

Jesse




Saturday, June 8, 2013

Sunday's Ride

Heading out again at 9 from the usual spot. Wrong-side Steve (well it was 6 in the morning!) may have a sleep in but come and join Barry on his first Lairs ride for a while. Let me know if you can make it
Andy

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Ride's on

Hi Gang,

Ride will head out of Lancefield at 9 am Sunday morning.
Hope to see you there.

Steve

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Horror Movie

Hi gang,

Two great climbing stages will be on the tele tonight, SBS will show a monster stage of the Giro d'Italia from 11pm then a killer stage of the Tour of California from 7am tomorrow morning.
Unfortunately you won't be able to watch the whole of the latter as we will be heading out for a ride from Lannie at 9am.

Do yourself a favour and do a Google image search for "Dracula" for some inspirational stuff.

Bleh blah, bleh blah!
Steve




Saturday, May 4, 2013

Sunday's Ride

Last week was too relaxed up in the hills so we are going to be more serious this week. Usual place at 9am and we may spot a committee member or two prowling the local b&b. Special guest from Queensland for her first lairs ride, if can can get out of bed!
Andy
0430 448 120

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Enough talk

We're finally doing it. Tomorrows ride will be a trip into the Cobaws on our MOUNTAIN BIKES.
The plan is to meet in Lancefield at the usual place at 8.30am than drive up into the hills and head out for some dirt, nothing technical. Bring a snack.
Hope to see you there.

Steve

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Sunday's Ride

Eight am start so some of us get a sleep in! But this week we have to ride for long enough to get a choice in coffee shops. See you there
Andy

Friday, April 12, 2013

Sunday's Ride

Eight am in the usual place. Steve is off finding inspiration for the next checkpoint article but the rest of us will be in attendance
cheers
Andy

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Sunday's Ride

Riding at 8am if I get any acceptances ie send me an sms if you are coming. Otherwise a sleep in may be in order!
Go Bombers
Andy
0430 448 120

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Sunday's Ride

Steve needs a Macedon fix, join us for all or part of it. Still at eight, still in the main street of Lancefield.
Andy

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Generation next

In contrast to the pace at which last weekend's Oppy was ridden (365km at 22.6kmh) some of the younger ones among us have been doing things at a slightly quicker clip.
In the last few months both Joseph and Aidan have pulled off a clutch of podium places in the summer crit series at Kew and as a result have had to step up to their respective next grades. These days I only get to ride with them because of the courtesy they show me by waiting for me at the top of a climb or they just feel like an easy spin, they're flying.

Jack Booth our youngest gun had a great series of strong finishes last weekend in round 3 of the Australian Mountain bike National series. Riding in the under 17 class his results for the last weekend were 2nd in the Point to Point, 2nd in the Cross Country Eliminator and 5th in the Cross Country, 5th place in GC, that has put him in 7th place overall for the series.
Having spent a little time with Jack last year around Macedon and Lancefield and a couple of rides with him at Bright at Alpine Classic time, it was easy to see that he has more than just natural ability, his mental approach to racing and training looks also to be in excellent shape. Keeping these two aspects of his cycling focused could see him pull off some really great stuff in the near future and I wish him all the best, well done mate.


*That's Jack on the left.


He's also got another advantage over the rest of the bunch, a very supportive and very proud mum and dad. Top stuff Kerrie and Craig.
With Andy And I away this weekend you guys may have to chat among yourselves to organize a ride as I'm sure there will be a few keen to head out for a few K's.
Check out Dave's round up of the Oppy here: About the bike
Don't forget I'm running the Rock to Lock 200 on the 6th of April, for details take a look at the  Audax calender here.

Have a great week.

Steve

Monday, March 11, 2013

Post a palooza

Most of the preparations have been made for this year's Pleche Opperman. Once again we have the trusty Billy Chiz driving the support vehicle and Pete with his recovering collar bone riding shotgun.
We have been incredibly fortunate over the years to have fantastic support and especially having Bill along for six years straight has meant we have to do no more than roll up at a control to find everything laid out for us to tuck into.

Bills genuine enthusiasm and organisation has always made it easy to pull into a town get a feed and access our gear and be back on your bike without any hold ups, whether in the early evening or the early hours of the morning. it's always ready.
Hot coffee or take away pizzas, lollies, lamingtons, hot cross buns or spuop ready to go and waiting for us under a shelter in a park somewhere in Victoria or at times just over into NSW.
We will be riding a route we have used in the past, starting in Tooborac and passing through Avenel, Violet town, Dookie, Numurkah, Barmah, Echuca and finally on to Rochester for the finish. Click here to view our route.
Both George and Surly Dave have been busy with a couple of fine posts for their blogs so check out our blog list for their latest musings on the bike.So in advance of this coming weekend's Oppy, Thanks Bill and Pete.


Steve.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Sunday's Ride

Not sure who will be around. Some are doing a 200, one at least is cruising the MAD ride, some are running but everyone else is expected to turn up at 8
cheers
Andy

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Sunday's Ride

. Steve did the 200k roast last weekend while Leigh, Kerrie, Glo and I did half that with a trip around the Coliban Reservoir and were drinking iced coffees in Lancefield before the heat got too bad. Join us tomorrow - same time, same place
Andy
0430 448 120

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Summery Sunday


Looking at the forecast lately seldom shows the daily temperature under 30c, I reckon we would have had less than 5 days sub 30c since Christmas on my side of the divide, tomorrow will be no exception with the gang at the BOM forecasting 34c.
I thought it would be nice to have a cooler ride till I got to thinking about our cold winters and how much I long for summer on the rides where I spend ages getting dressed and motivated to head out into the cold and dark. I'm far from being "over" summer.
I'll probably be off doing an Audax permanent 200 tomorrow but there will still be a group heading out of Lancefield at 8am, let Andy know if you can make it.
I will be running the Audax Rock to Lock 200 on Saturday 6th of April for those of you looking for a longer one about then, get in touch with me or check out the Audax Calendar for details.

Steve.

NOTE: Just checked BOM records for Dec-Jan...I was out by a mile.15 days below 30 (but not much).

Saturday, February 9, 2013

The Ash Dash, Tassie, December 2012


Most years, Dave “Surly” Killick comes over from Tassie to ride the Spring into Seymour ride with a bunch of us, it was on this ride that he mentioned he would be running the Ash Dash 200 out of Hobart this year and that we should think about heading over for it. I had almost forgotten about it till my birthday when in my card my wife had written the words “enjoy your trip to Tassie”.
December finally arrived and after packing my bike in a box for the first time, I was apprehensive about how it would arrive in Hobart, an hour later, plane lands, bike fine…Sweet.
Arriving the morning before the ride gave Pete, Ken, John and I plenty of time to get our bearings and even call into a bike shop to pick up some tubes and various bits and pieces which were left on the lounge room floor instead of going into Pete’s bike box.
As promised by the weather bureau, the rain arrived on Saturday evening but also as promised cleared by start time on Sunday morning and stayed fine thru out the rest of our stay.
About twenty riders had shown up for the ride and David was there early handing out brevet cards and Q sheets to the registered.
Hobart is perfect for Audax rides, the ride started in town and you were almost immediately climbing through beautiful wooded hills with low traffic, a pattern that would follow for most of the day with several thousand metres of climbing.

The first of the 6 main climbs starts as you pass the Cascade brewery and ended near Fern Tree after about 15km, the rewarded was a lovely 5km descent before the second climb for the day which was about 5km and worked it’s way to around Longley, by this point I had worked out that I was well off the pace of the fastest guys so settled in to what I thought I could maintain for the rest of the day.
 After the fast descent of the second climb comes a long flattish section where I was lucky enough to be able to ride with Gavin and got a guided tour all the way to Port Huon, passing through Huonville and Franklin. This was a beautiful piece of road as much of it was within metres of the Huon River, a stunning setting with the glassy water on one side and hills and orchards on the other.
A short sharp climb stung the legs and delivered us into Port Huon where we caught up with a few of the bunch for the first checkpoint and a bight to eat at the general store.
On leaving Port Huon I was invited to ride with a small bunch but had to decline as the pace along this flat section was a little hot for me and would have only had me sitting on the back of the bunch as a passenger so I declined the offer and spent most of the rest of the ride solo.

The road doubles back on itself through Franklin which is where I saw Ken and John on their way in to Port Huon. Once you get to Huonville a right turn onto the Channel Highway has you again riding along the river only on the other side but still just as pretty. I missed the “LHT” at 90.1km and had ridden about a kilometre before I had realised my mistake and turned around. Once back on track the road heads straight up for 4.5km to the control at Silver Hill. I found this third climb the toughest climb for the whole ride peaking at a maximum of stupid % near the top. I was able to catch up with the bunch that passed me just near the top where Dave was taking some happy snaps of the suffering. The lovely Heather was a very welcomed sight handing out food and signing cards at the control.
As the climbs were coming in groups of two it seemed only metres after getting to the bottom of Silver Hill that the road headed upward again toward Woodbridge Hill but at a much more friendly grade. Again, we were rewarded with a control at the top and more beautiful countryside.
From Woodbridge Hill the road winds down to Woodbridge on the shoreline of Great Bay where the road undulates along the coast with Bruny Island just off shore. This was another very nice piece of road but probably the only bit that I felt a long way from home as a steady headwind and a lumpy road  made it hard to keep my rhythm , I decided to pull up and knock down some of that slimy misery known as a sports gel and seemed to get myself going well again.
At 155km you pass through Cygnet for the second time. I took advantage of the shops and bought a drink, topped up my water bottles and had a bite to eat.

Around 12km out of Cygnet the turn right on to Palverata road and the climb which I was most apprehensive about, the road up to Kaoota had an unsealed section which was to have a fairly steady gradient so I approached making sure I had some pennies in reserve. This climb ended up being my favourite as it passed through a very secluded but lovely landscape. The road was very well maintained and the concerns I had for the unsealed surface were unwarranted and only added to the adventure of the ride.
Again I caught up with some of the lads as we approached the top of the climb and pulled in for the penultimate control of the ride.
Once more fed and watered I headed out for the fast descent to Sandfly before crossing the Houn Highway.
At 190km I again missed a turn, the right turn to Longley but worked it out almost as soon as I passed it and spun around to start the final climb of the day, about 7km up the Huon road and toward Fern Tree. This would not be a hard climb on it’s own but the kilometres in my legs were starting to tell and the crest was a very nice place to be. The final 13km could have almost been ridden without pedalling as the road descends into the heart of Hobart and the final control.
Dave was there to greet us for the finish of a brilliant ride. He had organised a top route with support that always seemed to be just when you needed it.
One great aspect of the finish was that it was only metres from the pubs on Salamanca Place so the riders were assembling for a post ride drink, a beer that had all the characteristics of one that you crave at the end of a 210km ride, very cold and beery.
I love a ride where folk hang around a bit after the finish and greet those not far behind.
The next few days were spent doing a bit of sight seeing around Hobart and some of it’s surrounds. Art Galleries-where apparently socks are not acceptable foot wear, pubs, the waterside and some great places to eat made this more than just another brevet. A very long weekend away with some mates in a beautiful spot made this a ripper holiday. I can recommend you put a pencil mark next to this one in your Audax calendar next time it comes around and make sure you allow yourself plenty of time to check out Hobart while you are there(if not Tassie), it's a great place to see on a bike.
I reckon I need to mention the crew on this ride, the local lads made us very welcome as part of the Dash when the heard we had come over from Victoria.
Thanks especially to Dave for all his efforts in organising this fantastic event and dragging us around Hobart and to the girl for the ticket.


Steve.

Sunday's Ride


Well, yeah.... same again tomorrow. Eight am usual place
Andy

Friday, February 1, 2013

Sunday's Ride
Wel,l the Alpine Audax has been and gone, all that remains is to put the fires out! Find out more by joining us on Sunday, 8am in the usual spot. Hey, and we don't have to do repeats up Macedon......
cheers
Andy

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Sunday's Ride
Last chance to catch up before the Alpine! The southern Lairs will be represented, so don't miss your chance to catch up with Dave K
Usual place, 8am.....
Andy

Friday, January 11, 2013

Sunday's Ride
After a couple of quiet weeks I am keen to ride on Sunday. Usual time, usual place. Watch out for the surprise guest at coffee!
cheers
Andy

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Sunday's Ride
last Sunday ride until next year - who needs kilometres to get to a target? Not me fortunately! One less rider this week as Peter B recovers from his broken collar bone. Lucky he he had a doctor and at least one nurse on hand although what he needed the most was the mobile phone to call the ambulance. Not much for the bike mechanic to do.
Anyhow.....8am in the usual place, all welcome
Andy 0430 448 120

Friday, December 21, 2012

Sunday's Ride
Now that we have Christmas out of the way it is back to 8am start for Sunday. All welcome, tinsel on bicycles now optional. Last chance for a for a Mad Gal coffee 'til next year....
Andy 0430 448120

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Sunday's Ride is the Christmas get together!
Meeting in Sherwood Court for those willing to brave the kilometre of dirt at the start and finish . We will swing by the usual meeting place at around 10am (this will give us enough time to fix any punctures caused by dirt road) to pick up anyone else. Wood fire and gas bbq available for lunch. She-who-doesn't-eat-much-meat (and who now qualifies for a seniors card) will visit the Vic Market for protein for all, so bring some salad, dips, whatever. Any questions? Andy 0430 448 120

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Sunday's Ride

The boys are away for some serious pain - and I'm not talking about MONA. The Annual Seven Hills Dash out of Hobart has more climbing than  the Alpine so all the hill training of the last few months will come in handy.
But on to more enjoyable matters. Join Andy as he reaches 10000k for the year - 8am in the usual place, all welcome
Andy
0430 448 120

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Sunday's Ride
8am in the usual place. Join Janine and Glo for a saunter through the ranges. News flash - Christmas lunch at Andy and Glo's on Sunday the 16th after a ride. We will expect a big turn up and lots of stories of the Great Vic and the pain of the Ash Dash
Andy 0430 448 120

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Sunday's ride

It's on again, we'll keep riding til we get it right. 8am start, now it is summer (for a day anyway)
Andy

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Sunday's Ride

It's on again, still gentleman's hours - 9am start. All welcome, except Lance
Andy

Saturday, October 27, 2012

More alegations

The focus on drug taking has not faded in the past couple of weeks with Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison and Keith Richards all coming under the spotlight for using banned substances during the Tour de France.
Have decided to leave this week's start time at 9am in case anyone wants to head out for some solo k's before hand.
Let us know if you are keen.
Steve.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

What's been making Johnny so mellow ?

Be interesting to see how far we get before someone brings him up, might even be me.
Heading out from Lannie at 9am tomorrow. Let us know if you can make it.

Steve

Saturday, October 13, 2012

His greatness aknowledged


They say they broke the mould after they made him, we know it was already broken.
Ride is planned for 9am tomorrow morning from Lannie. Let us know if you can make it.

Steve

Friday, October 5, 2012

Good rollup last weekend with half going up Macedon and half taking the low road and all meeting like Mad. Same again this Sunday starting at 9am (daylight saving). See you there.
Andy

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Dear all
Footy is over so may as well go for a ride.
Nine am at the usual spot
Andy

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Ride

Hi gang,

Ride on 9am from Lannie.
Let us know if you can make it.

Steve.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Sunday ride

Hi all,

There's a ride planned for Sunday morning at 9am from Lancefield.
Let us know if you can make it.

Steve.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Of bikes and men

This whole business with between the USADA and Lance Armstrong has been playing on my mind a bit, I won’t lie there have been times when It’s been Lance on my bike, riding away from Pantani on the road between Tooborac and Lancefield and it seems like only yesterday that he looked back at Jan Ulrich after dropping him up a climb the night after he almost chucked in his job because his boss at the water board confirmed his ignorance with every stupid word he spoke.
I won’t go on again about my view on this witch hunt, but yeh, I would be really disappointed if any of these allegations stick or if he is ever stripped of his tour wins but it won’t change what cycling means to me. I’ll still be up in the middle of the night next July watching skinny guys attacking in the mountains then paying for it at work the next day, ‘coz I love it.
Knowing that elements of the peloton have tetra hydra glyphosate coursing through their veins won’t deter me and my pals from riding for half a day in anticipation of some volunteers standing in the middle of nowhere with a bit of fruit cake and some home made biscuits on my next Audax ride.
In a week or so a mate of ours is coming over from Tasmania and I’m hoping to be able to do a few k’s with him and no one’s B sample will mean a rats clacker when we’re talking bull shit somewhere in central Victoria, nor will it take away the joy I get from riding in the beams of my friends lights in the Oppy next March.
On a warm evening next December, when I’m riding in the pelting rain in the middle of a thunderstorm, I’ll still turn to JD or Pete and say “this is the most fun I’ve ever had”. I’ll still be getting flogged by mates that are 20 years younger or 20 years older.
There will be times when I’m climbing Falls Creek and looking on in awe as I watch the guns already coming down and being wrapped to see folk with so much talent, then later in the day I’ll watch the lantern rouge come into Bright and realise what the real meaning of grit is.
I’ll say “sneaky bastard” when one of the lads makes a dash past me on one of the hills on the way in for coffee.
How many hours will I spend riding alone just because I’ve got hours to spare? For a while my son actually believed that RDO stood for Riding Day Off.
The USADA will not be able to strip me of my PB’s on Mt Macedon, even if Joey had already finished the muesli bar he had while he was waiting for me at the top.
I see legends all around me, some days, even I’m a legend...to me.
The antics of Floyd Contaschleck won’t mean a thing as a car load of us head toward Mount Buller to spend a day frying in the sun then enjoy a beer and a laugh on the way back.
No matter what, my bike will always look awesome to me and John’s Jamis will always have me taking a second glance, on weekends I will always have a bunch of mates waiting for me to head out on another ride. I might push Glo up a hill or crack another joke about Meg’s ass, I can’t wait.
I love pro cycling and the heroes of the sport but they are not what makes our sport, our sport makes itself. It is what it is.
I reckon there will be a ride on from Lannie this Sunday at 9am, let us know if you can make it (I’m a bit iffy with the man flu but may be right).
A bit of a reminder, next Saturday means the Audax Spring into Seymour, a few of us will most likely be heading across for that, let me know if you need any details.
Janine is also hosting a ride on and around Mt Macedon, get in touch with her if you are keen to join that crew.

Steve.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

They're back

Our intrepid travellers are all back, come and hear of thier adventutres.
A ride heads out of Lancefield at 9am this Sunday morning, let us know if you can make it.
Steve.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Rock stars still on tour, and weekend ride

Glo flew home yesterday, Ken and I are catching a midday flight to France.

Ireland has been great - people, riding, food, scenery. Reasonable costs as well. In fact the quality and price of food was exceptional. B&b's for 30euro including a cooked breakfast and no trouble getting in.
From Liscannor in Clare we rode north through Galway to Connemarra for a couple of days before meeting up with t&t again. The booked accommodation was pretty awful so we all moved to Donegal before heading to Pettigoe which is on the edge of Northern Ireland. Connemarra and Donegal are fairly remote with lots of undulations but nothing too strenuous in terms of riding. We rode to Omagh in Northern Ireland on one day and another day when it didn't stop raining we drove to the top to stand in the rain and look at the devil's causeway. Northern Ireland accents were very hard to understand, and they had a bit of trouble with us as well!
From Petigoe t&t went to Belfast while we headed back to Dublin. I had a choice of two gears at this stage as my right hand shifter had spat the dummy. Had to work a bit harder and judge the hills better to make sure I didn't run out of steam before the top - was interesting a couple of times but generally made the top ok.
We tried to follow the Royal Canal into Dublin for the last few days but the surface varied from bitumen to grass to mud to large sharp stones so we gave up on it and followed the back roads into Dublin.
Had a couple of days to pack bikes and for Glo to recover before going back to work.
All up 1660km or so in a bit over 3 weeks, one puncture and one lever malfunctioning. Ireland drivers are as good as the French, if not better. Didn't see many other touring cyclists but there certainly are a lot of cyclists riding in the rain in Dublin. Dublin has a reasonable network of cycle tracks as well.
All in all an excellent month of touring. Glo might tell you something different when she gets back but she rode really strongly especially on the hills after her spin classes. We were all getting a bit tired by the last few days.

Now for France.

Andy.

Hi all,

A ride is planned from Lancefield tomorrow at 9am. Usual drill.

Steve

Saturday, July 28, 2012

More from the Moore, Tickety boo

Made it into Liscannor quite late and still with panniers (the theory was Teena and Trevor in the car would be passing at some stage and take our burdens, but they got sidetracked chasing dolpins. So we did our 120k, partly into the wind. Past the links course ($150 to play) to find a great house up on the headland. Decided not to cook so took the last renters' recommendation and went to a nearby pub. Absolutely sensational food, turns out it has numerous local awards and is in the Michelin guide and very reasonably priced.

Long days tend to tire you out so the next day was a 60k ramble through some of the local towns. Stopped off at the Cliffs of Moher which were crowded but very speccie. Weather still cool with periods of rain and still windy.

Next day the weather was awful so I managed to talk Ken and Glo into tagging along with Teen and Trev in the car. First stop was Ennis, busy little town which may have been the origin of the Breens. then further north to the Burren, a fairly desolate area of rock fields. Another fantastic pub lunch with a Guinness as well. Rare to find anything other than G or a couple of German beers on tap although Bulmers cider is usually available. Visited a cave in the afternoon and bought some fudge, not sure what the connection was between the two. Very acceptable fish and chips from the shop on the corner. The South African owner was lamenting the weather - said it had been disastrous for his trade.

Weather was marginally better the next day so we headed off on the bikes. Ennis seemed like a good town to have another look around (car parking was limited to 1hr yesterday). At Ennistimon we stopped to look at the impressive cascades tumbling through the middle of town. The abbey at Ennis was one of the better ruins, but still no sign of Breens! Ken shopped for something for his daughter Clare as the shops were full of County Clare items. Headed back to Liscannor on the back roads but didn't manage to find the right road and rode into the head wind back to the coast. The town of Milltown Malbey was back to its normal self after hosting the Willie Clancy music festival the week before - it was full to overflowing with people and musicians when we rode through on Sunday.

We decided that it was close enough to the 18th of July so had booked the restaurant to celebrate our wedding anniversary. Andy and Glo played themselves as did the best man and brides maid (Teena and Trevor) and Ken filled in for everyone else. And a great time was had by all.

Next day the cunning plan was to ride to Doolin, get a ferry to the Aran islands and then get a ferry up to Rossavear in Galway. Unfortunately the Rossavear ferry was not taking bikes any more after an engineer died somehow due to having a bike on board. . Plan B then was to ride around Innismor, ferry back to Doolin and then ride back to our lodgings at Liscannor, up a very long nasty hill that we thought that we had said goodbye to forever. On the way back Teen rang to say they had had a collision in the car and wasn't sure if it was driveable. In the event they got back to Liscannor just after us but would need to change the car at Shannon the next day.

Fortunately both Trev and Teen were ok.

Andy.

There's a ride planned for tomorrow (Sunday) 9am from Lancefield. Give me a hoy if you can make it.

Steve.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Posts from the travellers (and tomorrow's ride)

Andy has been in touch from Ireland reckons you guys should here about it...

In Kilkenny at the moment. Gets light very early so I have decided to sent some emails as the dawn chorus of gentle snores waft around the hotel room.
Weather has been very Irish. Soft rain, and a fair bit of it.
Siobhan met us at the airport and we found a very interesting singing/crying maxicab driver. Quite bizarre! Repairable damage to the bikes. Fine on arrival but soon started to rain as we looked for James Joyce, phone sims and something to eat. Dinner was 'home cooked' in the unit.
Wednesday was bus trip north to Tara (meeting place of Celtic kings) and Newgrange (oldest known manmade burial mound in all of the world - 5000+ years old. Very interesting history. No rain on the trip. Fish finger sandwiches for dinner. Yum o.
Thursday was lots more walking and even a free walking tour of Dublin, even stopping at the stature od Thomas Moore, poet and no relation. Ken managed to make contact with us and we found our airb&b apartment run by yet another eccentric Irishman. Another home cooked meal for Siobhan (who doesn't have to spell her name here!) Teen and Trev arrived on cue so we went for another walk, savouring the day light which only starts to dim after10.30.
Friday morning the cyclists went for an hour's spin around Pheonix Park then we all headed over to Trinity College to look at the book of Kells. In the rain again. You get used to it. Thursday was quite a nice day and Dublin was packed, tourists and locals filling the streets and shops.
It all happened on Saturday. Siobhan off to Nice early (experienced traveller that she is, she didn't need her parents to wake her up). We did walk her to the bus stop (not far) and wave her goodbye 'til France for me anyway.
Packed the bikes, bought a bike rack for the sag wagon which t&t picked up from the airport. Then we had no more excuses so just before midday we joined the Dublin cyclists and headed from the Wicklow mountains. Fortunately I couldn't find the route I wanted and we ended up skirting the Wicklows. It was still hilly enough for our loaded bikes. Lunch in the sun at Enisskerry before heading down to beautiful Glendalough and St Kevin's ruins. T&t had organised b&b accommodation. Post ride Guinness was the first one we had earned. Only 55k after our late. Lovely dinner in the mellow evening.
Ditched the panniers into the back up Megane and heads down for the day. Glo forced us to stop at Avoca at the yarn mill and for a look at the Ballykissangel set. Overcast with lots of soft rain. Used some very minor roads today and managed to stay on track but finished on the N10 into Kilkenny. Cars wait for us on the narrow roads, once again much better than back home. Made the hotel at 6.30 with 123k on the computer. Some short steep stuff on the secondary roads but otherwise undulating.
Will send the gear on to Glencar and ride unencumbered today as well.

This weeks mail…..

Kilkenny was a fascinating place, perfect little laneways and lots of very imposing churches for our after dinner stroll. Earlyish start in the morning with a couple of laps of the town to show Ken St Canice's church and then to find the way out. More soft rain made us wet for the morning. Lunch was toasties and hot choc in a pub in Urlingford. More rain meant no views all the way to the very impressive rock of Cashel, another old church/fort. Managed to work out how to fit the bike rack to the car and fit 3 bikes with racks without doing too much damage to anything and then it was off to the wilds of the Kerry mountains. Arrived at the foot of Ireland largest mountain around 8. Turned on heating and Ken lit the sodding fire to give us a bit more wamth.
Still ordinary weather the next morning so did some sightseeing with t&t as well as hitting the free wi-fi cafe and doing a bit of shopping for food. The house was so remote that our internet connection did not work. A guiness at the Glencar local was enough to encourage G and I to walk back with a few diversions along the way (dogs, pubs, very dark forests, tracks that did not go where they should have etc). Had to call for the rescue vehicle. Ken managed to get a few k's done on the bike.
Wednesday was the big one but we didn't realise it when we headed out past Lough Caragh. Lovely downhill to the Ring of Kerry. Stopped at a bike shop for a very grumpily delivery of a piece of cable outer. Another big lunch in a pub and then down to Valencia Island at the end of the Peninsula. Took the ferry to Knightsbridge then cruised around the slate quarries and various cliffs. Over the bridge to Portmagee and absentmindedly turned right instead of left. Great views of the cliffs, the Skellig islands and Puffin island. Turned right again for a monster climb which ended with us all walking up, and we didn't even have panniers! Back to the main road and a stop for a cup of sweet tea before the last 40k back home. We were not looking forward to this because we had already driven it and it looked bloody hard, and was. The pass was only 304m but we had come from sea level and had already ridden 100k's. Freezing cold on top after a reasonable Irish day. Celebrated with a G at the climbers inn. Then home to find Teena putting tea on the table.
Thursday provided shitty (that's Irish for wet-Steve) weather again for our planned trip to visit Liam's parents in Leap. The prospect of 80+k into a headwind over two passes made the choice easy. We would all take the car. Had a great lunch with John and Maureen, as well as afternoon tea and a tour of the local highlights.
Friday, we gave Teen andTrev a night on their own and we were back to the hard work of riding with the panniers. Early start meant that we did 40k in the rain to Tralee by midmorning for our toasties. Back roads were undulating to the ferry at Tarbert across the Shannon River. Ten more k to Buggles b&b in Kilrush - 100+k done by 4. Lots of hedgerows, off and on drizzle, no Australian drivers to be seen!
Early breakfast was at 8am so the weather had cleared by the time we rode out of town. Give the troops the choice of direct route (50k) or the route taking in Loop Head (100+k) and they decided on the later - couldn't say I didn't warn them. Wandered through various fishing villages, the closest pub to New York (Keating's) and back lanes to eventually get to the lighthouse at Loop Head. Celebrated with an apple and more back roads to Kilkee for a late lunch in a holiday town with the beach goers doing there best in what were fairly ordinary conditions. Top temp of maybe 18 in summer. Brrrrr.

Andy

Ride is on at 9am from Lancefield. Let me know if you can make it.
Steve


Saturday, July 7, 2012

Awesome to ordinary

What a week at Le Tour, far more crashes than I'd like to see, you really want to see the best man win not the most lucky or the least injured.
Cadel has really landed on his feet at BMC, you have to be impressed with the way the lads are looking after him and their tactics so far.
I'm a bit worried about the time Wiggins will make on our boy in the time trials but Cadel is still my pick to win.
I'm a bit bemused with the Lance Armstrong witch hunt, it's never been a secret that I reckon he's a bit of a god, and I'd be devastated if anything is ever proven to show him a cheat, but I'm keeping the faith.
Whats the go with this stuff the Dutch papers are saying? Assuming it is true, how is it that the fab four could only get a six month suspesion, which won't take effect till the off season for admitting to taking drugs ???
This shows how desperate the USADA is to get Armstrong, even if he is a drug cheat (did I say I think he isn't) it's a bit like giving Charles Manson an Indian arm burn in the hunt for Jack the ripper.
Anyway, there's a ride planned for the TDF friendly time of 9am from LANCEfield tomorrow. Let me know if you can make it.
Steve.

Friday, June 29, 2012

Does my bum look big in these?

A while back when we the Lairs were doing the Flat 400, Aiden and I made a pact now known as the “got your back pact”, it came about when, much to Aiden’s dismay I bought a bread roll covered in poppy seeds at one of the control points, his concern was that as we would be the focus of the Audax paparazzi, what if, in one of the photos my million dollar smile was a virtual mouthful of full stops formed by all the poppy seeds stuck in my teeth. My response to him was that I was confident that he would tell me if such a situation should arise, saving me from any potential embarrassment caused by such a lapse in standards, thus the birth of the the pact. We then discussed this further and recognised the many other potential disasters that plagued the lycra clad endurance celebrity.
The traps are many for those who dare drop their guard while on a ride, snot on your shoulder from a wayward bush blow, chamois cream on the front of a bloke’s nicks (boy he really enjoys his riding) or the latte moustache. There is a horror which surpasses all these things, one thing that can spoil a ride not just for yourself as the enormity is only fully realised when riding with others, it is..see your crack through your nicks syndrome.
I have ridden with people who have suffered this scourge, riding behind him or her and wondering if a heads up would be a welcome part of the usual bunch chit chat, “hey Mary, I can see your ass through your nicks” may not be the thing to say if you want to be friends for life.
Last weekend the wheel had turned full circle for me and while Aidan was not on this particular ride His old man and brother where and the pact bore fruit. “I can see your ass through your nicks” said the guru, “but only when the sun shine on them” (normally the sun is shining from the other direction).
We were already well into our ride and I was well and truly exposed, literally. Mate and Adele were riding off the front and I was thankful Meg wasn’t around coz’ after all the ribbing I give her about her.... I had nothing, it was too cold to take my jacket off and tie around my waist so I/we had to ride this one out, harder for the gang than me.
So, from this I guess you need to ask yourself what you would do? Would you tell a mate or maybe a stranger the bare truth, you could use it as a form of trash talk during a crit.
As an aside, Aiden was the one that recommended those nicks to me in the first place, I've only worn them a handful of times and I think I suggested them to Leigh.
What are your nicks like at the moment??
Andy, Glo and ken are heading off to Ireland for a cycling holiday on Monday, have a great trip.
Steve.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Cascade 1200

Peter Moore is over in the US participating in the Cascade 1200 click here for general riders progress, you can also follow his progress (times etc.) via a spread sheet by clicking on this link.
The photo shows Peter (right) standing beside brothers, Andy and Barry.
Steve.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Sunday's ride

Hi gang,
Rides on 9am in Lancefield.
Let us know.
Steve
7 more sleeps...Go Cadel

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Drugs in cycling

Hey gang,
Ride is on for 9am Sunday from Lancefield.
Topic for discussion will be doping, since the USADA is retesting every blood sample going back to the bronze age, they have decided to take a good hard look at the guy who invented the Penny farthing whom apparently was high whenever he rode it.
Let us know if you're in, and we'll bring an extra hit.
Steve.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Rules for lady Cyclists


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On 21st June 1895, the Newark Sunday Advocate ran the following article:
The Unique Cycling club of Chicago is all that its name implies. One of its laws is that on all runs bloomers and knickerbockers shall be worn, and two members who disobeyed this rule recently met with a punishment that they will not forget soon. Union park was the rendezvous for the last run, and 50 members turned out. The president, Miss Bunker, observed two women wearing short skirts over their bloomers.
“Take the skirts off,” ordered Captain Bunker.
“Indeed we won’t,” was the reply.

A crowd of 200 had collected to see the start. The president and the captain held a consultation, and then, taking several strong armed members with them, fell on the skirt wearers and stripped them down to their bloomers.
“It was done in all seriousness,” said Mrs. Langdon. “The club’s rules are made to be kept and not to be broken. Why did we take off the skirts in public? For no other reason but to make examples of the offenders. They publicly defied our rules and were published accordingly.”
44 DON’TS FOR WOMEN RIDERS
New York World 1895
Don’t be a fright
Don’t faint on the road
Don’t wear a man’s cap
Don’t wear tight garters
Don’t forget your tool bag
Don’t attempt a “century”
Don’t coast. It is dangerous
Don’t boast of your long rides
Don’t criticize people’s “legs.”
Don’t wear loud hued leggings
Don’t cultivate a “bicycle face”
Don’t refuse assistance up a hill
Don’t wear clothes that don’t fit
Don’t neglect a “lights out” cry
Don’t wear jewellery while on a tour
Don’t race. Leave that to the scorchers
Don’t wear laced boots. They are tiresome
Don’t imagine everybody is looking at you
Don’t go to church in your bicycle costume
Don’t wear a garden party hat with bloomers
Don’t contest the right of way with cable cars
Don’t chew gum. Exercise your jaws in private
Don’t wear white kid gloves. Silk is the thing
Don’t ask, “What do you think of my bloomers?”
Don’t use bicycle slang. Leave that to the boys
Don’t go out after dark without a male escort
Don’t without a needle, thread and thimble
Don’t try to have every article of your attire “match”
Don’t let your golden hair be hanging down your back
Don’t allow dear little Fido to accompany you
Don’t scratch a match on the seat of your bloomers
Don’t discuss bloomers with every man you know
Don’t appear in public until you have learned to ride well
Don’t overdo things
Let cycling be a recreation, not a labor
Don’t ignore the laws of the road because you are a woman
Don’t try to ride in your brother’s clothes “to see how it feels”
Don’t scream if you meet a cow. If she sees you first, she will run
Don’t cultivate everything that is up to date because you ride a wheel
Don’t emulate your brother’s attitude if he rides parallel with the ground
Don’t undertake a long ride if you are not confident of performing it easily
Don’t appear to be up on “records” and “record smashing.” That is sporty.


‘Rational dress’ for cyclists
When Annie Londonderry embarked on a circumnavigation of the globe in 1896 (to settle a bet that a woman could not cycle around the world), she soon discarded the corset and heavy skirts considered acceptable sportswear at the time in favour the more liberating athletic bloomers pictured below.
 
The rational dress society statement of purpose reads in part: The Rational Dress society protests against the introduction of any fashion in dress that either deforms the figure, impedes the movement of the body, or in any way tends to injure the health. It protests against the wearing of tightly fitted corsets, of high-heeled or narrow toed boots and shoes; of heavily weighted skirts, as rendering healthy exercise almost impossible.
However, the bloomer made enemies with women wearing them complaining of being ridiculed, fined, and even treated “like a prostitute” by local authorities.